Sex and The Country
(part two)
So, I'd done the Matchmaker part...
checking pedigrees and working ability and health, and looks!
I now perched precariously upon her decision... like a Fiddler on the Roof.
I had been Driving Miss Dally all the way to not-quite Valentine, Nebraska...
So, Miss Dally, what do *you* think?
He's dark, he's handsome...
He's sniffing around.
Dally instantly growls, baring those pretty nice teeth. My, oh, my! What BIG teeth you have!
Hustler is not easily deterred and backs Dally into the back of my Durango.
Yeah, she hasn't even come out of the Durango yet, Derek and I both thinking she's gonna put him in his place and we'll get her out and let them do whatever might come naturally.
We're laughing.
Neither of us have our dogs on a LEASH... didn't even cross our minds seeing as we're country folk and they're country dogs...
Oops.
The scene was barely romantic.
I hadn't driven all the way to Valentine (which at least has a romantic sounding *name*) because Derek was willing to drive until we just met up. So he calls me on my cell and says, "There's a BIG cottonwood with two cedars nearby and a picnic table... nothing else for miles around. I'm driving a maroon Kia."
Okaaaaaaay.
Sex and the Country.
Oh, did I mention it was 38 degrees with a 30 mph breeze?
Sheesh.
I turn to Derek and say something hilariously funny or sarcastic, I can't remember which... then turn back to look at the dogs.
Doggone, if Hustler hasn't jumped into the back of my Durango and is hustling my innocent little Dally! Another growl and she does a 180 and flags her tail in his face.
So much for innocence.
So much for patience.
So much for worry.
So much for deliberation on the perfect mate.
So much for the interior of my Durango.
My sister-in-law later dubbed it the Love Machine.
Yeah.
Dally lost her virginity in the back of my Durango.
Derek and I couldn't stop laughing... and freezing.
At least the dogs were smart enough to get out of the cold and wind.
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March 28, 2010 Craig Johnson
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Posted by Carol at 3/28/2011 10:11 PM 
Categories: Ranchlife, Dogs
Tags: ranch Wyoming English Shepherds
Categories: Ranchlife, Dogs
Tags: ranch Wyoming English Shepherds
OMFG- Carol- you write the most hilarious descriptions about life's most mundane happenings! Thank you for that moment of sunshine in an otherwise mud-filled spring day here in Maine!!!!
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Very funny, thanks for the early morning smile! Seriously, Dally has good taste -- Hustler is gorgeous and I can't wait to see their pups. Bet she's going to make a fantastic mama. It will be interesting to see what Elsa does.
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That's great! I enjoyed starting my early morning laughing.
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LOL!! I had to read it twice so that the whole scene could sink it--it all happened so QUICKLY!!! I suppose Hustler is aptly named and Dally was swooning all the way back home... LOLOL!!!
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What a romantic spot! LOL! I guess you got the timing right too. Now it's down to counting the weeks.
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if the durango is a rockin' don't come a knockin' =o) oh the stories dally can tell those pup...kids, you were conceived in the back of a suv, by a dumpster, in the middle of nowhere...priceless!
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ROTFL.
Funniest thing I have read in a week.
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Hilarious! The picture is priceless. I reread the whole thing with the goofy music from Driving Miss Daisy in my head. The Love Machine!
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Holy cow! Laughed till I cried! Dally did it a Durango! The clever phrases just keep coming - oops! Thanks for the great start to my day!
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Hustler was a handsome boy as a pup! How did you get in touch with Derek? I haven't heard from him for awhile. Is he still using Hustler in the feedlots? Hustler is a littermate of our Rascal and Kyt's Jock.
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Ditto to all the comments today! You sure can write, Carol.
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They weren't no fools.... why be out in the cold when you can be inside.... You have some beautiful dogs and I'm sure those pups will be too.
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there is a subject I don't read about every day...lol
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