Vernon: Well, are we going tonight? Me: I don’t know… are we? Vernon: What time were you going to leave? Me: Music starts over there at 6:30. Vernon: Well, I’ll go irrigate. Then we can go. Inside Me: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Outside Me: OK, I will get ready. Boy, oh, boy! I head inside for a…